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how many poly's does it take to screw on a light bulb?
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Re: how many poly's does it take to screw on a light bulb?
Wed, June 17, 2009 - 4:36 PMOnly two......but they have to check in with their Primary first and then wait for the test results to get back. -
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Re: how many poly's does it take to screw on a light bulb?
Thu, June 18, 2009 - 12:12 PMso funny!
I've been trying to think of something good but nothing so far..
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Re: how many poly's does it take to screw on a light bulb?
Thu, June 18, 2009 - 12:58 PMA light bulb! You're forgetting all the alternative sources for light such as candles, sunlight, fluorescent tubes and such. This restrictive joke offends me! -
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lowest carbon footprint light source: light bulbs or candles?
Thu, June 18, 2009 - 1:27 PM"You're forgetting all the alternative sources for light such as candles"
that's interesting... I got me thinking: what has a lower carbon footprint: a typical light bulb or candles?
candles are very dim..and burn alot of wax (wax = hydrocarbon) for it..where as light bulbs may be bright but most of the energy is wasted in heat fed through a power plant somewhere..
So i did a little google search and found this ( ask.metafilter.com/101459/C...Smackdown ):
"So, here's some ordinary-looking paraffin wax candles (paraffin being by far the most common substance for candles). 3 9-hour candles weigh 5 ounces. Divide, convert to metric, that's about 5g of paraffin burned per hour (assuming, perhaps incorrectly, that all of the paraffin is burned). Paraffin consists primarily of saturated hydrocarbons, CnH2n+2, where n is in the 20-40 range. So roughly 12/14 of the mass of the paraffin is carbon; 12g of carbon burned generates 44g CO2; burning one candle generates about 16g CO2 per hour. As Wink Ricketts notes, though, you'd have to burn anywhere from 30 to 70 of these candles to generate light equivalent to a 60-watt incandescent bulb. Let's say 500-1100g CO2 per hour to generate that much light via candle.
A bit of Googling finds that CFL bulbs equivalent to a 60-watt incandescent bulb typically use 13-15 watts. A coal-fired power plant typically generates 0.0946 kg CO2 per MJ. Running the 15-watt CFL generates 5g CO2 per hour--roughly equal to burning one single candle--if it's drawing electricty from a coal-powered plant; less from an oil or natural gas plant, and essentially zero for nuclear, wind, etc. Even a conventional incandescent 60W bulb only generates 20g CO2 per hour.
So even if you're lighting just a single candle in place of a 60W-equivalent CFL, you're not reducing emissions, and people are almost certainly lighting more than one." -
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Re: lowest carbon footprint light source: light bulbs or candles?
Thu, June 18, 2009 - 8:08 PMWow, way to drain the fun out of it! ;) Try soy candles, you hippie.
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Re: lowest carbon footprint light source: light bulbs or candles?
Thu, June 18, 2009 - 8:52 PM"candles are very dim..and burn alot of wax (wax = hydrocarbon) for it..where as light bulbs may be bright but most of the energy is wasted in heat fed through a power plant somewhere."
That's why you should only burn 100% humpback whale blubber candles. -
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Edward: devoted to taking "wrong" to a whole new level...
Sat, June 20, 2009 - 9:52 PMSeriously.
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Re: lowest carbon footprint light source: light bulbs or candles?
Tue, June 23, 2009 - 3:13 PMdid you include the manufacturing of lightbulbs vs. candles? and did you factor in the waste of those lightbulbs vs. the candles? hmmm...
i think i'm in favor of candles and natural light/ solar power over the lightbulbs any day.
electricity is a luxury really. not a necessity.
but how many poly's DOES it take to change a light bulb... hmmm... great question... -
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Re: lowest carbon footprint light source: light bulbs or candles?
Tue, June 23, 2009 - 6:30 PM"i think i'm in favor of candles and natural light/ solar power over the lightbulbs any day. "
does this mean that you use light bulb as your secondary and candles as your primary or some alternate arrangement?
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Re: how many poly's does it take to screw on a light bulb?
Thu, June 18, 2009 - 9:01 PM"How many polys does it take...?"
Five.
Four to sit up all night "processing" their feelings about it and one to say "fuck it" and just change the goddamn thing after everyone's asleep.
The next night, the fifth one has a choice of staying up until three AM while the other four then try to explain how disempowering that action was, or just bailing and finding someone else. -
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Re: how many poly's does it take to screw on a light bulb?
Fri, June 19, 2009 - 1:41 AM^5
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Re: how many poly's does it take to screw on a light bulb?
Fri, June 19, 2009 - 2:17 AMha! love it!
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Re: how many poly's does it take to screw on a light bulb?
Fri, June 19, 2009 - 3:45 PMPersonally, I think it has to be a pretty large light bulb if multiple poly people are going to be screwing on it. -
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Re: how many poly's does it take to screw on a light bulb?
Tue, June 23, 2009 - 3:14 PMha- i like alisa's response! lmao.
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Re: how many poly's does it take to screw on a light bulb?
Tue, June 23, 2009 - 6:38 PMok I got something now, how about this one:
it doesn't matter among consenting adults
but hoping they use protection so they don't screw themselves and others for the screw they did.
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Re: how many poly's does it take to screw on a light bulb?
Sun, July 19, 2009 - 7:35 AMTwo. But they are really hoping to meet a hot bi babe that they can share this with, and that the three of them can screw on light bulbs together.
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Re: how many poly's does it take to screw on a light bulb?
Mon, July 20, 2009 - 3:04 PM
None! Because, if only two Polys screw on top of a light bulb, they would squash it with their body weight.
Also, Polyamory is the Light of the world, which means that no mere light bulb is needed.